Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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