He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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