Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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