i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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