Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I need to align my fucking chakras
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