I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
