I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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