I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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