well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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