i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I am naked and annoyed.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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