singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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