I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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