just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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