I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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