SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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