You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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