My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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