the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
