I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Randomize
