'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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