wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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