we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
