plz talk dirty to me
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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