how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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