i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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