Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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