So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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