I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm getting married
To pizza
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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