i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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