i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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