So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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