Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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