Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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