i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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