Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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