I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
