I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
So vagazzling was a success
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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