Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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