He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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