I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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