i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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