i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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