What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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