Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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