yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
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