i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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