it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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