Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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