that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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