She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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