Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Sorry about my life...
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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