There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
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zippers are such a cool invention
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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