well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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